Bacon Vodka

Not in to vodka? How about Bacon Vodka?

Thanks to Chris for this one.

Baconhenge

Very nice!

Baconhenge

Bacon wrapped turducken

Great idea for Thanksgiving!

Turbaconducken

Bacon Therapy

Did you know - bacon can cure disease? If not, you should have.

Check this out:

Bacon therapy and furuncular myiasis

T. F. Brewer, M. E. Wilson, E. Gonzalez and D. Felsenstein
Infectious Disease Unit, Massachusetts General Hospital, Boston 02114.

OBJECTIVE--To evaluate a simple, noninvasive method for removing fly larvae from patients with furuncular myiasis. DESIGN--Case series. SETTING--Ambulatory office of a tertiary care center. PATIENTS--Three patients who presented with Dermatobia hominis infestation. INTERVENTION--The patients with D hominis infestation were treated with the application of bacon fat over the larval apertures. MAIN OUTCOME MEASURE--Removal of intact larvae.
RESULTS--Within 3 hours of the application of bacon, the larvae had migrated sufficiently far out of the skin to be removed with tweezers. Ten larvae were removed with this method. There were no treatment failures or complications. CONCLUSIONS--Furuncular myiasis will be seen more frequently in temperate areas as individuals travel to endemic areas. We describe the clinical characteristics of myiasis and a simple method of treatment that permits rapid diagnosis and cure.

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Jim Gaffigan on Bacon

Brilliant!

Jim Gaffigan and Bacon | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Bacon Cups

Thanks to Ajax for this one!

Bacon Cups

A Brilliant Idea to pass the time at a wedding

Check this out! I grabbed this from Six Degrees of Bacon. A brilliant idea! Perhaps a bit irreverent with the 1 Corinthians substitution, but, I gotta admit it gave me a good chuckle.

BACONNNN!

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Judging by the Flitch family calendar (magnetically affixed to our home refrigerator), wedding season has descended upon us like fire ants at a Polynesian picnic. Now, I have nothing against weddings — heck, me & the missus are ten years removed from our betrothal and still going strong. However, I must admit to getting more than a bit antsy during wedding ceremonies, especially when the Preacher/Rabbi/Officiant trots out cliche Bible/Torah/Chicken Soup for the Soul passages to kill time.

I have invented a game for such moments. It’s not necessarily a game for which I am proud, but it does sure help pass the time until the reception. There’s only one rule, and this is it:

• Substitute the world “bacon” for love

Yep. That’s it. Try it, and tell me that any old wedding — even those where the woman is made from the rib and has lives to serve her man Old Testiment style — becomes far more enjoyable.

Just to prove that everything goes better with bacon, we give you the baconized version of Corinthians 13:4-8:

Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Bacon does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Bacon never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

So, go forth and enjoy wedding season. And yes, you may kiss the bacon.